Christmas
Christmas Carols
One night Frieda went carol singing.
She knocked on the door of a house and began to sing. A man with a violin in his hand came to the door.
Within half a minute tears were streaming down his face! Freda went on singing for half an hour, every carol she knew - and some she didn't.
At last she stopped.
'Iunderstand', she saod softly. 'You are remembering your happy childhood Christmas days. Your'e a sentementalist!'
'No', he snivelled. I'm a musician!'