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Future Leaders of BritainThe following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in this country (area not named to protect the innocent). They are genuine responses from 16 year olds! GeographyQ: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. SociologyQ: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. BiologyQ: Name a major disease accociated with cigarettes. A: Premature Death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. (He got an A) Q: What is a terminal illness? A: when you are sick at the airport. EnglishQ: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. History"The sun never set on the bRitish Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West". EconomicsQ: "H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water". Another year older! Still non the wiser! Driving test!Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. |
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